1. Safety first, first rule is safety.
2. Listen to Mom.
3. Family is third because family is important.
4. Don’t drink and drive, even if it’s just the kool aid.
5. There is no such thing as a free lunch.
6. Ice is not everything is cracked up to be.
7. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
8. Just because you should, doesn’t mean you can.
9. Never ride two pogo sticks at the same time.
10. Always learn and remember.
11. racecar, because palindrome is not a palindrome.
12. If you aim for failure, you’ll always succeed. So, always try.
13. In space, no one can hear you scream.
14. If you can’t make everyone equally happy, make everyone equally sad.
15. If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
16. Remember to brush the teeth you want to keep.
17. Just because you win, doesn’t mean you won.
18. Usually, the least worst option is the best option.
19. Always use the right tool for the job.
20. If you hesitate with something, there is a reason why. Trust your instincts.
21. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
22. When life gives you lemons, check if they’re still under warranty.
23. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar invested is a lesson learned.
24. The grass is always greener where you water it.
25. If you can’t beat them, confuse them.
26. A problem shared is a problem doubled.
27. The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the rusty nail gets replaced.
28. When in doubt, take a nap.
29. Never trust a cat wearing boots.
30. Always bring a spoon to a knife fight; they’ll never expect it.
31. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. The worst time is while being chased by a bear.
32. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless you’re making a really big omelet.
33. Measure twice, cut once, apologize profusely.
34. If you can’t explain it to a potato, you don’t understand it well enough.

173. Remember to not break your house, or else.

174. Never use a sledgehammer to open a window.